The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

hi everyone

i havent been on the board in a while, due to a crazy work schedule. i have been program compliant and have lost 68lbs! :mrgreen: i cannot believe it!

now for the bad news. i have had 2 major gall bladder attacks in the past 2 weeks. :shock: i have never had this kind of pain ...

Very silly PMS

1. Pass My Shotgun


2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid-Section


5. People Make me Sick


6. Provide Me with Sweets


7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. P imples May Surface


9. Pass My Sweatpants


10. Portly Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck


12. Pack My Stuff

.....and my favorite one..


13. Potential Murder Suspect

And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take ...

My friend from High School sent this to me and thought #2 & 3 were a riot...


The Washington Post publishes a yearly contest in which readers
are asked to supply alternate meanings for various words.

The following were some of this year's winning entries:

1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.

2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you
have gained.

3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever ...

(I'm on my lunch break, and there's a "tenant barbecue" in the building. Yikes!)

Let's talk about plateaus for a few minutes. They drive us crazy, and we need to have some knowledge and plan for getting through them.

As I've posted elsewhere, I just got off a very frustrating plateau: I sat at 200-201 from Tuesday, June 14, through Saturday, June 25, despite staying on plan.

Then what happened?

Saturday, June 25: 201
Sunday, ...

Forget the health food.

I need all the preservatives I can get.

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.

Warning for all women!

Most of you have read the scare-mail about the person whose kidneys were stolen while he was passed out.

While the kidney story was an urban legend and NOT true, this one is accurate!

It's happening every day. Please, read on!

:shock: My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. It was just that quick. I went to ...

This is from Carol, our most excellent 140+ Pound Loser

As you may or may not know I'm moving to Florida and.....

----- I need your advice.

As always, when I need advice or counsel

I turn to my oldest most trusted friends.

I do this because I know you will always be

Candid and honest with me.

I need your opinion on something

that has been bothering me for some time now.

I ...

Even though you may want to move forward in your life, you may have one foot on the brakes. In order to be free, we must learn how to let go. Release the hurt. Release the fear. Refuse to entertain your old pain. The energy it takes to hang onto the past is holding you back from a new life. What is it you would let go of today?

~ Mary Manin

Hi, Kids!

Just got this from Gerald, AKA Spidey and it's a real hoot. :lol: I thought you might enjoy it, too.


Operator: Thank you for calling Pizza Glut. May I have your National ID number?

Customer: Hi, I'd like to place an order.

Operator: I must have your NIDN first, sir.

Customer: My National ID Number, yeah, hold on, uhh, it's 6102049998-45-54610.

Operator: Thank you Mr. ...