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Postby Nancy » April 27th, 2005, 11:22 am

This is from Carol, our most excellent 140+ Pound Loser

As you may or may not know I'm moving to Florida and.....

----- I need your advice.


As always, when I need advice or counsel

I turn to my oldest most trusted friends.

I do this because I know you will always be

Candid and honest with me.

I need your opinion on something

that has been bothering me for some time now.

I am counting on you so please

don't let our long lasting friendship

influence your answer.

Thanks in advance!



Does this bikini make my butt look too big?


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Postby doglover » April 27th, 2005, 11:29 am

That is SOOO hilarious! I copied and pasted it into an e-mail and changed the words from "moving to FL" to "going to Jamaica"! Sent it to my friends! Hilarious!
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Postby Jan » April 27th, 2005, 2:37 pm

I've been considering this for some time now and have come to some conclusions. l. I don't think yellow isa good color for you. 2. Perhaps you should try "boy shorts" 3. Please see a cosmetic surgeon soon to do something about that tail 4. Come to think of it maybe you should stay on the M.F. awhile longer before you venture out. Hope my honesty doesn't offend you -- respectfully submited -- jan :twisted: :twisted:
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Postby bikipatra » April 27th, 2005, 3:01 pm

That bikini looks great! You just have a "J Lo booty!" :lol:
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Postby Unca_Tim » April 27th, 2005, 3:06 pm

I vote with Jan,
I think the yellow clashes with your eyes or something....
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Postby want2Bthin » April 27th, 2005, 3:27 pm

What a hoot!!! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

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Postby Nancy » April 27th, 2005, 4:05 pm

Re: Jan wrote:
3. Please see a cosmetic surgeon soon to do something about that tail


Isn’t THAT a riot?! :exercise:

Our daughter works in the courthouse in downtown Portland and frequently sees a woman with a tail - she has a little hole cut in the back of her skirts and slacks and the furry tail pokes right out and dangles down to her ankles. The tail is brown and fluzzy – sort of a combination fluffy-fuzzy affair. The woman is in her mid- to late-thirties, dresses rather conservatively other than the tail… :hammerhead:

There is a young woman in the vicinity of our favorite ‘bucky hangout that wears "Spock" type ears – The first time I saw her I thought she might be on her way to a kid birthday party but I have seen her at least six times now. They are obviously fake and I see her at different times of the day and week and she always has them on...it's not that she is wearing a Star Trek outfit or a clown suit either - she usually is wearing a skirt and blouse or nice slacks .

:hmmm: Who knows, maybe Leopard Woman needs to start a new trend and get a tail and leopardy ears, too! :shades:
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Postby want2Bthin » April 27th, 2005, 4:20 pm

Nancy-

Are you serious about the lady with the tail? I am pretty gullible and I just want to make sure before I tell that story to my hubby.

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Postby Nancy » April 27th, 2005, 4:41 pm

Yes, I am TOTALLY serious about the TAIL LADY - there are nice little even stitches around the little opening on her garments so the tail can protrude.

:point: It actually dangles down and swings as she walks.

Becky thought it was a costume at first glance but has :shock: seen her on so many occasions now with different outfits... :scratchhead: weirdly odd, eh? :shades:
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Postby bikipatra » April 27th, 2005, 4:41 pm

That tail thing is creeping me out! So weird!
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Postby doglover » April 27th, 2005, 4:53 pm

Oh my gosh - :shock: Is it REAL or does she wear it like spock ears lady?
Man, what kind of place is the West Coast? I mean you've got Dean, tail lady, ear lady.....
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Postby DonicaB » April 27th, 2005, 4:57 pm

Donna~ I was just thinking the same thing. Good thing there are no weird people here in the midwest.

Oh wait, we have the guy who walks the streets in a white robe and sometimes carries a cross and claims to be JESUS.

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Postby dlr2424 » April 27th, 2005, 5:19 pm

....I am deeply touched that you think of me as one of your oldest most trusted friends and I will be honest with you because I value your frienship as well...... :hug: ......as you know I wouldn't want people talking about you...... :secret: ....Gosh imagine if they said you looked like a hippo........... :shock: ........that would be sooo rude!!!!!..... :x ........anyway...... :hmmm: .....I was just wondering..........IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH for you?...... :?: ......you look a tad bit bloated.... :scratch: .......and a little down in the dumps..... :?: ....butt other than that you look pretty HOT..........got that BIG BOOTIE GOIN ON...... ;) ..... the tan looks great...... :thumbup: .....remember... don't forget to use your sunscreen.
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Postby want2Bthin » April 27th, 2005, 5:31 pm

Donna (dlr)-

You crack me up. The big bootie comment made me think of a song-

"I like big butts & I cannot lie...."

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I liiiiiiike big butts and I can not lie!!!!!!!

Postby LilMsTexas » April 27th, 2005, 6:37 pm

ok..........thanks for the recap of that song........now I'll NEVER get that out of my head when I"m going to bed tonight :shock: lmao

And while we're speaking of butts........let me just say a little something about that. I have no butt. I mean none........zippo.......nadda...flatter than a flitter around here! One of my best girlfriends at work has a rather big butt.........but in a JLO kinda way :D I now weigh ONE FREAKING LB less than her and she is wearing 1 size SMALLER than me and has a great stomach and looks PERFECTLY fine and she is ONE LB HIGHER than me :twisted: Wanna know why? Cuz I'm like that hippo.........big ole belly hangin' down :oops: So all you gals complainin' about having a butt..........well........when you're thinny and grinny you'll have a nice ole' BUTT to go along with it and I'll have to buy those FAKE BUTTS to stuff in my pants :shock: Now THERE'S a vision for ya!

And I'm STILLLLLLLLLLLL singing that song in my head!! lol
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