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Diet Humor: The Pasta Diet

Postby Nancy » February 19th, 2006, 12:28 am

The Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge

And for those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.


Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
Nothing tastes as good as thin feels...
The Formerly FLABulous and Now very Fabulous
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Postby Hyperion » February 19th, 2006, 9:39 am


I speak french!!!!

:D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Began: 2005-11-03
Finished: Never

Went to 150, then began gym to build some muscle; currently 173.8! (Need to cut some fat)

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Postby mamabear » April 13th, 2006, 10:32 pm

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Postby Arklahoma » April 14th, 2006, 12:50 am

Love this joke :mrgreen:
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