The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[Out*With*The*Old]

Maisy:

I’m doing my best impression of a girl with WAY TOO much work to do who wants to procrastinate! Sooo, I have read through your hysterical journal!!! Now I’m going to procrastinate a little more and make a few comments because after reading your entire journal my stomach hurts from laughing and I feel the sudden urge to poop! So here goes……

1. Complaining does not help you lose weight.

You are SO right!! However, it does make me feel better when I complain! LOL Don’t you just LOVE a good bitch session?!?!?

Eggs??? Well I had a BAD experience with some powdered type way back when, now I will only eat farm fresh, like the hen done just plucked em out her butt fresh! You have done nicely, I am impressed that after the lost, you came back to it when a few pounds found their way home, STALKERS!!!!!! all of em.

Several months back we had this conversation……..I think it is in Carrie’s journal. I hate to clue you in – and I hate to bring it back up – However, eggs don’t come from the chicken’s BUTT! Trust me, the thread is hysterical and worth reading f you’re board and wanna find it!

i think science guy lets everything "soak" in water for a while before he cooks/shakes it.

You know OC, I’ve noticed the same thing Me? I don’t let anything soak…….but then again, these days I’m all about RTD’s and chocolate bars….yuuummmmmmmm!

And BTW, Maisy, I don’t doctor anything. Hells bells, I don’t even blend my shakes anymore, I am a lazy MF’er! I have RTD’s and chocolate bars and soup only when/if I am sick!

neck 16
Bust across the tattas 52
Bust under 45
waist natural 49
hip 55
thigh 27
calf 17
ankle 9
wrist 6 7/8

shoe 10, clothes 3x or 24

Here’s a question for ya………..do you think you’re feet will get smaller??? I measure all the time (I’ve lost more than an inch every pound) but I never thought about my feet!!! Just curious……

And…about Jose – he’s not so much a friend of mine. However, I think by now most everyone knows Vino and I are ole pals!!! Yummmmm-o!

What was Erica's remedy, by the way?

Probably <img src="http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk163/jazzy-j3/koolaid.jpg" border="0" alt="kool-aid">

:roflmao::roflmao::roflmao::roflmao: I seriously LAUGHED OUT LOUD and nearly pee’d my pants when I saw this post!!! Katie CRACKS ME UP! And it’s soooooooo true! That prolly IS her remedy! …….and if it isn’t, its Mac/Cheese!

Darn scale fairy is probably in Atlanta drinking wine!

Uh ohhh, sorry kids!!! The scale fairy was at my house this morning. Maisy was correct! I was down .6 this AM – which puts me .8 away from the 70# club and a loss of 4.6 and counting this week!! It’s something about these hot dates I keep having I wake up lighter! I thought I might have blown it last night with a cappucino (Starbucks) but
I guess not And no, no wine for me in a week! I have a goal to meet, ya know!

OK, I’m all caught up on your journal!!!! LOL I suppose I have to get back to work………….but first, I have to visit the facilities TTFN!

[Mike]

Here’s a question for ya………..do you think you’re feet will get smaller??? I measure all the time (I’ve lost more than an inch every pound) but I never thought about my feet!!! Just curious……

Just my own experience... I've lost 180 lbs - which is a decrease from a 66 pants to 46, 6X shirt to 1X, and size 12EE shoe to a 10 1/2 D.

So, yes, show size can decrease as well.

[Maisy]

I knew she was at your house, but I took a nappy poo and YEA!!! a miracle, quick sell my scale it on e-bay next to the Virgin Mary grilled cheese ! 259 I don't care if I peed and pooped it, all I care is that it's in there and not in me! I hope she flew to OC, you know she may get cranky, maybe even deranged and give the fairy a Brazilian, then bam no mo' fairy for any of us!


Oh yeah I do know how the chicken crosses the road, but butt is funnier. When the site remains compliant with it's speed I am checking out Carrie's chicken anatomy post.

I actually had to gut the buggers as a child, and there would be eggs not hard shelled yet...cool to think about, IF YOU A KID, gross if you are an adult!

My feet better get smaller, I was an 8 1/2 now a solid 10, that sucks, everyone knows 10's are never on the clearence rack!

You one crazy lady...no wonder we get along.

[lifelovinaries]

yeah maisy, you are a straight country girl...split open a chicken and see it's eggs? EEEEWWWWW. I don't think that feeling is just cuz i'm an adult. Can we gut a chicken in savannah? I just wanna see the eggs once. I can only hope and pray that feet shrink. I wear an 11. I have a feeling that they aren't going down any. My feet are probably the skinniest thing on my body. Not a lot of fat there to shrink em up. The scale fairy i'm looking for is male. Think i might have to go into photobucket and talk to him. He's left me hanging. Yes, i am still MAD!

[dede4wd]

You guys are killing me!
:ROFL

[Maisy]

Split the chicken, uh no that was not how it was done...you shoved your UNGLOVED hand up the whoya and pulled out the innerds'. So honey if ya wanna try when you come to Savannah, and piss of all the PETA people then come on down

[lifelovinaries]

got any chickens runnin' round your yard? We can all watch you show us how it's done. Now do you stick your ungloved hand up the butt or where the eggs come out? How does the human hand fit in the chicken ? (besides the neck cavity ~ when cleaning one purchased from the store) See, now you are gonna make me defrost a chicken just to see how it works! Then i probably will NEVER eat chicken again. It's just certain things about meat...i am easily turned off.

[Maisy]

Ya know I am thinking just say no to chicken to. I think I have PTCD Post Tramatic Chicken Disorder, and my hand was when I was 7, no way in hades i'd do it now.

[ChynnaDoll]

lord i sure hope that scale fairy comes to your house tonight...did you meet Mary yet??..she's the scale fairy guru around here, ask OC & Ritzee...she sends miracles to people overnight ..got my fingers crossed for'ya!!

lil'Lulu

[Sojourner]

:wavie: Hiya, Maisy! It sure is gonna' be fun getting to know you!

...but I think you have the name of your journal backwards ~ shouldn't it be Crazy Maisy's journal??
Okay, now see... I've only just met you and I'm already giving you grief! Ah well, from all I've read thus
far, I think you can take it! Hells Bells, ya' done hooked up with OC and Ritzee, ain'tcha? You can pretty
much handle anything after those two!

Anyhoo ~ nice to meet'cha!

[Out*With*The*Old]

...but I think you have the name of your journal backwards ~ shouldn't it be Crazy Maisy's journal??

Ya know, Maisy, I have to agree with Sojo!!!!!1 I do think your journal should be Crazy Maisy!

Was the scale fairy kind to you?? OC, did you send her our hunk of a scale fairy pic??? Maisy, we offended people with it previously (GASP!) so we can no longer post it BUT OC can PM the link to you! He's a HOTTTTTTTTIE!!!!

Speaking of the fairy - - WHERE OH WHERE HAS MARY BEEN?????

[Maisy]

Just to show I CAN play nice in the playground, Crazy Maisy's journal it is. My hubby agrees. SO...today...6 am find out I have to drive 2 hours to Jacksonville, off I went...had a shake, made my coffee, grabbed another supp all would be good. NOOOOTTTTTTT!

Did I get all my water in today....that would be NO
Did I get all my supps in today...that would be NO
Did I eat 2 L and G's today...that would be YES.

Got to Jacksonville in 2 hours, it took 6 hours to gat back, 6! I hate traffic...but I did not go over the deep end, even though the stress was driving me NUTS.

The end result, my hubby has a much needed desk, that looks like it was custom made for his office, and I get 2 antique dressers, but have to go back down there to pick them up the 15th.

My favorite people in the world are the ones that are rich and moving cross country, they practically gave away the dressers. The desk was a year old, cost me 150, it was 1500 last year!

The scale my not be good in the morning....but him not stressing about getting a desk will take stress from me...so we see.

Meanwhile I am pooped, I will see ya'll in the morning.

OWTO...you leave that Italian bottle alone tonight

[Maisy]

Okay, so the weekend was little shaky at best. However, still at 259, and things are right as rain today. Did I mention I am going to Jamaica. April 25th - 29th? Did I mention my passport is just now being applied for? I am doing the whole expedited thing, would love to hear fom anyone who had used a service. 259, hmm, lest say maybe 4 per week loss, reality I expect a nice number this coming week and then 2 per after. BUT.... I need a Jamaica goal.

hmmm what to think...hmmmm 4 full weeks 259.... hmmm.

( I am thinking)

minutes go by

crap gotta pee

still thinking

Okay 245...I was going to say 235 but that's not happening! I forget how far up the 200 chain I am . So, there it is, 245.

Meanwhile, I was noticing alot of people were in funks, cheer up people we are lucky enough to all being doing something to make our lives, and most likely the lives of those who we love better. Think of all the poor saps out there still reading Women's World, thinking, I might try this, no I'll have a large pizza instead. I have a close friend, who I have known since jr. high, she also is quite over weight, her plan? pasta, I personally witnessed her put away an entire pack of spagetti, the thought process for her is, that in college she was thin, and poor, pasta was it for her. I do this as much for her, I expect she will hit 300 and beyond while I am on program, and maybe she will give it a try.

Okay then I am rambling. Last week i babysat my computer to get me through the first MF pains, now I have a house to clean.

[AmazonQueen]

245 sounds like a very reasonable and achievable goal for the next 4 weeks and maybe you will even surpass that! I have found that making mini goals keeps the spirits lifted and your reward of Jamaca well now thats really lifting lol!

[jayzoe]

you are ABSOLUTELY right, I have soooooo much to be thankful for that I should just never complain or be negative, I really do love my life!

personally I know that I have a terrible habit of only posting negative things in my journal as a way to try to get past the negativity... I don't tend to post as much positive things, what is THAT about? *shrug*

but anyway, thanks for the reminder that I definitely need to be more positive