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[ascicles]

In celebration of this special occasion, it's time to introduce you to my dog, Sammie.

Full Name: Sammie
Date Of Birth: January, 2003.
Birthcity: Asheboro, NC
Currently Live In: Cary, NC (5 miles from Raleigh, NC)
Height: 1.5 ft.
Weight: 25 lbs
Hair: White with brown spots
Eyes: Black?
Marital Status: Single
College: Didn't Attend
Siblings: 4. Names unknown.
Pets: None
Car: He Can't Drive
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Music He Likes A Bunch: The Shaggs, Diamanda Galas, Hulk Hogan, Wesley Willis, Titannica

Movies He Like A Bunch: Finding Nemo, Ju-On (He shuts his eyes when the scary kid appears), An American Tale: Fieval Goes West

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His story:
He was found along with his brothers/sisters in a cardboard box on a busy highway. A nice gentleman by the name of James found them, and took care of the dogs until homes could be found. Sammie went to a loving family, with a small child. Unfortunately, the child was allergic to Sammie, and they had to find him a new home. That is when I came along.

Sammie and I hit it off immediately, and after the first meeting, he came home with me. He has lived with me since January of 2005.

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Facts About Sammie You May Not Know

*Corn is his favorite food.

*He single-handidly destroyed a bathroom door when I left him in there while vacuuming one day.

*He is scared of smaller dogs but always tries to plays with dogs that are bigger than him.

*Because he was neutered at a small age, he doesn't raise his leg to pee.

*He is really cute. Since he is really outgoing, he helps me pick up women. He has pretty good taste.

*His favorite toy is a bleeding fake arm, which was given to me by Chuck Palahniuk at a book reading.

*He loves VH1 Classic. I leave it on for him everyday.

* This is what he looks like



Edit: Woah, that's a big picture. If you want to shrink it down and replace it, feel free.

[ladyhawke]

He's adorable.

[alohacate]

Too cute, what a nice human he has!

[Serendipity]

Very cute. The spots on his back kind of look like a map of asia.

Now if we could only get his master to post a pic.....hmmmmmm.

[supermom]

Manly--You are starting to show a soft spot. Responding to surveys, telling sweet stories about your dog. Posting a picture of your dog. AWWWW.

[Arklahoma]

Sammie is adorable.

[JKSRN]

Sammie is very handsome. Love that radar ear of his! It was so good of you to take him in, and obviously, both of you are very happy with the decision!
Joan

[DogMa]

He's adorable (as if I've ever seen a dog that isn't). But yeah, what's with showing your human side?? Cut it out!!!

[Mike]

Manly--You are starting to show a soft spot. Responding to surveys, telling sweet stories about your dog. Posting a picture of your dog. AWWWW.

I agree, I was startting to figure the guy out and then he goes and starts showing his softer side.

[Sojourner]

Manly's getting MUSHY!!!


Oh yeah guys, let's not forget that he actually LIKED a bouncy recently.
Hmmm. Mushy Manly. What's up with that?

Cute, cute Sammie, BTW. I love his ear and the freckles on his front leg.

[wildtrk]

Just another softie....dogs are great! and yours looks like a champ.

[loriannk]

Handsome dog you got there Manly. Dogs are fantastic. We have a Yellow (she looks white) Lab named Molly. She is 2 and great with the kids. We call her cow most of the time. We had a Chinese Shar Pei for 9 years before we had to put her to sleep. Very Very interesting breed but with lots of health problems if you get them from a backyard breeder (which we did I guess).

Anyway, like I said you have a great looking dog.

[ascicles]

Oh come on, I'm not turning nice! I just thought it would be funny to make a thread about the number 666 and contrast it with information about my dog. That's hilarious!

[gillian]

You, are a freak. Much love.

[Sojourner]

The Mushy Manly doth protest too much, methinks.