The MakeMeThinner Support Forum

[alpha femme]

...for my breasts. they ran away about the time I hit 240#. the left one is a little bigger than the right one, and they answer to "the girls." i'm offering a $500 reward for their safe return (without additional butt). they are fond of the caribbean, and may be lounging in the usvi disguised as coconuts.

please, please call with any information. i miss them, and i want them to come back.

[Mike]

Haven't seen them, and certain that I shouldn't.

By the way... I think your signature needs an update? Says 400/00/192 which I think implies your current weight to be 300?

[Lauren]

Put your wallet away, Alex, I heard from them, and they are indeed sunning themselves - with mine! They actually traveled to Aruba, where they've spent several holiday vacations with my family, and figured it was time they took a more romantic holiday with yours. And while I'll miss them during what might be a permanent vacation, I suspect they're happier now, as they were tired of being smothered by ugly minimizer bras and boob sweat.

When I go back to Aruba this winter, I'll be sure to say hello for you!

Lauren

[alpha femme]

aw, thanks for the update, lauren. i guess i'll mourn for a bit and then look into the possibility of adoption. there's lots of saline out there that needs a good home. please remind them not to talk to strangers.