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Postby alpha femme » June 23rd, 2006, 1:16 pm

when i was larger (sad to think i could have been since i'm still so big) i used to combat discomfort with humor. ok, i still do.

i remember one time this guy kept looking at me funny.

so i asked, "does my ass make these jeans look big?"
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Postby Prancer » June 23rd, 2006, 1:19 pm

ROFL!!
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Postby wildtrk » June 23rd, 2006, 1:33 pm

My favorite to use is...hey I'm in shape...round's a shape.
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Hi

Postby dede4wd » June 23rd, 2006, 8:29 pm

I LOVED that one!

I had so many self-depricating jokes that made fun of my weight. I always tried to pre-empt any odd looks I was getting with a joke to lighten the mood!

Keep em coming! I'll think of some of mine!

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Postby Diana » June 23rd, 2006, 10:37 pm

An old one:

"Weight Watchers? You bet! Finally got it out there where I can keep an eye on it."
Here's to our mutual success! :buddies: --Diana
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Postby MusicalMomma Reloaded » June 24th, 2006, 5:28 am

"I'm not over weight, I'm under tall!"

"I thought I lost 15 pounds till I looked back and it was right 'behind' me"

"Hey, I am at my ideal weight! *if I were 6'7!"
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