Diet Humor: The Pasta Diet

 
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Nancy
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 12:28 am    Post subject: Diet Humor: The Pasta Diet Reply with quote

The Pasta Diet

1) You walka pasta da bakery.
2) You walka pasta da candy store.
3) You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.
4) You walka pasta da table and fridge

And for those of you who watch what you eat,
here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all the conflicting medical studies:

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer
heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart
attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer
fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausage
and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION:

Eat and drink what you like.

Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Hyperion
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PostPosted: Sun Feb 19, 2006 9:39 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Allright!!!

I speak french!!!!

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PostPosted: Thu Apr 13, 2006 10:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

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Arklahoma
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 14, 2006 12:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Love this joke icon_mrgreen.gif
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