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Nancy
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 4:09 pm    Post subject: Diet Humor Reply with quote
Hi, Folks ~

This is from our special icon_heart.gif Falisamarie...she sent it to me to brighten my day and it made the Leopardy One snort and roflmao.gif giggle...


A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wife's birthday.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".

The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday..................

Thanks, Falisamarie!
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Soon2bFitSonja
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:13 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
This is just too funny roflmao.gif Thanks for sharing.
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MusicalMomma
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
LOL!!!! Too Funny!!!! laughlaugh.gif
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Vicky
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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cydj21
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 7:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
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icon_redface.gif No more funny jokes when I've just finished my 100oz of water for the day! laughlaugh.gif

Lisa, that was a great joke! Nancy thanks for sharing it with all of us!
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stelar
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PostPosted: Thu Feb 16, 2006 8:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
Funny! My dh enjoyed it too!
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