Diet Humor PMS

[Nancy]

Very silly PMS

1. Pass My Shotgun


2. Psychotic Mood Shift


3. Perpetual Munching Spree


4. Puffy Mid-Section


5. People Make me Sick


6. Provide Me with Sweets


7. Pardon My Sobbing


8. P imples May Surface


9. Pass My Sweatpants


10. Portly Mood Syndrome


11. Plainly; Men Suck


12. Pack My Stuff

.....and my favorite one..


13. Potential Murder Suspect

And as an example

Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One!!! ONLY ONE!!!!
And do you wanna know WHY?

Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb!

They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!

They'd sit there in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!!

And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS!

But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find the bulbs 2 DAYS AFTER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!!

AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE
GARBAGE!!!!

IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!!

IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS DIRTY HOUSE!

I'm sorry. What was your question?

[Ashes]

ha ha ha, that is all so hilarious!!

Thanks for the post!

[Nancy]

Ash ~

I thought this was so funny, it just about made me wanna have PMS again just so I could have a reason for # 6....