Diet Humor The Four Stages of Life

 
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Nancy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:21 am    Post subject: Diet Humor The Four Stages of Life Reply with quote

THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:

1) You believe in Santa Claus.

2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.

3) You are Santa Claus.

4) You look like Santa Claus.
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Ron
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

YOU have no idea how TRUE that is as far as I am concerned!!!!!!! (I did just get my long hair cut this past Saturday...but I still tote a white beard and jelly belly!)
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Nancy
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PostPosted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ron ~

We have plans for that jelly belly: LOSE it! You are sending it packing - it's already on its way outta here! Woo hoo!
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martha
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PostPosted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:52 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Nancy-- Love it and am ready to NOT look like Mrs Clause anymore.. thanks--Martha



Ron--do you like your new haircut?? that's really all that matters and I bet you cut the beard whenever you get rid of the jelly belly(love it)--Martha
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Debbie
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Very funny....and right now I do look like Santa Claus icon_biggrin.gif
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Nancy
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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:05 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Maybe we ought to consider trimming your chinny chin chin hairs and you will look more like Mrs. Santa, Debbie. I am confident that you will soon look like a svelte elf and be a tiny slip of your self. You can do it - you are already doing it!
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