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Nancy Certified Health Advisor #130 Club

Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 5048 Location: Vancouver, WA
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 9:21 am Post subject: Diet Humor The Four Stages of Life |
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THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE:
1) You believe in Santa Claus.
2) You don't believe in Santa Claus.
3) You are Santa Claus.
4) You look like Santa Claus. |
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Ron Regular Member #40 Club
Joined: 22 May 2005 Posts: 42 Location: Atlanta
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 12:12 pm Post subject: |
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| YOU have no idea how TRUE that is as far as I am concerned!!!!!!! (I did just get my long hair cut this past Saturday...but I still tote a white beard and jelly belly!) |
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Nancy Certified Health Advisor #130 Club

Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 5048 Location: Vancouver, WA
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Posted: Fri Jun 03, 2005 10:18 pm Post subject: |
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Ron ~
We have plans for that jelly belly: LOSE it! You are sending it packing - it's already on its way outta here! Woo hoo! |
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martha Preferred Member 70# Club
Joined: 08 May 2005 Posts: 835 Location: mississippi
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Posted: Sat Jun 04, 2005 1:52 pm Post subject: |
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Nancy-- Love it and am ready to NOT look like Mrs Clause anymore.. thanks--Martha
Ron--do you like your new haircut?? that's really all that matters and I bet you cut the beard whenever you get rid of the jelly belly(love it)--Martha |
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Debbie Regular Member #20 Club
Joined: 10 Sep 2005 Posts: 13 Location: Las Vegas
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 10:19 am Post subject: |
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Very funny....and right now I do look like Santa Claus  |
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Nancy Certified Health Advisor #130 Club

Joined: 02 Jul 2003 Posts: 5048 Location: Vancouver, WA
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2005 1:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Maybe we ought to consider trimming your chinny chin chin hairs and you will look more like Mrs. Santa, Debbie. I am confident that you will soon look like a svelte elf and be a tiny slip of your self. You can do it - you are already doing it! |
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